Stories I Tell Myself

1. One more cup of coffee won’ hurt
2. But I need these shoes
3. That spider could bit me
4. Once bitten, twice shy
5. My roommate is an absent minded genius
6. I will drink more water
7. I will relax in traffic
8. Traffic isn’t so bad
9. I have the best commute in the world
10. Other people do more
11. She makes it look easy
12. The world is falling apart
13. The world is a shared hallucination
14. Quantum physics
15. My chakras need clearing
16. I love it when it rains
17. If I eat the tomatoes now, I can save the artichoke for later
18. Its hot enough to go to the pool
19. Ninety degrees is the minimum to make the pool a good idea
20. Check windspeed
21. Journal Camp is awesome
22. Here I grow again
23. This is my favorite summer in years
24. Its never too late for a happy ending
25. I am a creative genius
26. We are all creative geniuses
27. Hooray for creative geeks!
28. I am grateful
29. I could be more grateful, more often
30. Wahoo!